Oh please. We'll leak something to the media and get you guys off the hook. That wasn't intentional - I mean, who the fuck would mistake Eileen for your dragon girl?
Other than a bunch of genuine idiots, anyway. We clearly overestimated the enemy's intelligence.
The guys are all pissed that your people are getting the credit.
Wow. I'd have thought the Kitty-Cat girl would've posted it on the fridge by now.
Take a left at the bookstore and go down about a mile. There's a giant sign on the outside that says Asteroid M - used to be a club. You can't miss it.
Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 12:21 am (UTC)I could tell you that. Did you want me to?
Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 12:25 am (UTC)----
What the hell did you guys do?
Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 12:27 am (UTC)Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 12:30 am (UTC)Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 12:42 am (UTC)Other than a bunch of genuine idiots, anyway. We clearly overestimated the enemy's intelligence.
The guys are all pissed that your people are getting the credit.
Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-03 03:37 am (UTC)Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-03 11:16 pm (UTC)If it makes you feel better, you get bonus points for use of the word infamy in a text message.
Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-04 01:33 am (UTC)---
Can I trade bonus points for cigarettes in prison?
Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 01:37 am (UTC)But I promise that if you go to prison over this, I'll personally send you a pack of cigarettes. Fair?
Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-04 02:01 am (UTC)----
I want cookies, too.
Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 02:04 am (UTC)Oh no. If you want cookies, you have to talk to Eileen. I don't do cookies.
Unless you want to sign up with us. In which case I'll go to the 7 Eleven up the road and buy you a package of Oreos. After we break you out of jail.
Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-04 02:13 am (UTC)Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 02:17 am (UTC)Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-04 02:22 am (UTC)Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 02:23 am (UTC)Text to Wanda
Date: 2017-11-04 02:44 am (UTC)Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 02:50 am (UTC)Take a left at the bookstore and go down about a mile. There's a giant sign on the outside that says Asteroid M - used to be a club. You can't miss it.
Re: Text to Scott
Date: 2017-11-04 03:20 am (UTC)---
brt.