Text to Wanda, After the BH News

[ax_cyclops]

Tell me this shitshow on the news wasn't you guys?

Comments

Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Y'know, most people would have started off with hi or something.

I could tell you that. Did you want me to?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_cyclops]

And somehow I wouldn't believe you.

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What the hell did you guys do?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Put a stop to an FoH rally. Did you want a play by play, or just the highlights?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_cyclops]

They're going to label us all terrorists. You know that, right?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Oh please. We'll leak something to the media and get you guys off the hook. That wasn't intentional - I mean, who the fuck would mistake Eileen for your dragon girl?

Other than a bunch of genuine idiots, anyway. We clearly overestimated the enemy's intelligence.

The guys are all pissed that your people are getting the credit.

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

They're welcome to the credit, believe me, not that it'll do us any good to disclaim our new infamy.

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Oh please. I'm willing to bet your dragon-girl will be disclaiming all over YouTube by tomorrow.

If it makes you feel better, you get bonus points for use of the word infamy in a text message.

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

Her going on YouTube is not exactly an improvement on our situation.

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Can I trade bonus points for cigarettes in prison?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Not sure, I've never been to prison. *smiiiiirk*

But I promise that if you go to prison over this, I'll personally send you a pack of cigarettes. Fair?

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

Three squares and a cot, what more do you need?

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I want cookies, too.

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Apparently cigarettes.

Oh no. If you want cookies, you have to talk to Eileen. I don't do cookies.

Unless you want to sign up with us. In which case I'll go to the 7 Eleven up the road and buy you a package of Oreos. After we break you out of jail.

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

Assume for the sake of argument I'm not switching sides. Can we settle on Chips Ahoy?

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Depends. Am I sending them, or are we breaking you out?

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

I'm just hungry.

Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Come pick me up. I know an awesome burger place.

Text to Wanda

[ax_cyclops]

Send me the address, and I'll be there.

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_brotherhood]

Wow. I'd have thought the Kitty-Cat girl would've posted it on the fridge by now.

Take a left at the bookstore and go down about a mile. There's a giant sign on the outside that says Asteroid M - used to be a club. You can't miss it.

Re: Text to Scott

[ax_cyclops]

Kitty isn't like that.

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