A package left outside Dorian's door

[ax_artist]

During the night, a package is left for Dorian outside of his door. It is obvious to anyone who has ever ordered from, or worked for, Gilmore's Glorious Goods, that it is an upcycled box of his, now repurposed to leave this gift in the hallway. Tacked to it is a neat little tag with Dorian's name on it, and the outline of a dick.

Inside is a lovely glass dick, very nicely proportioned, with a hole at the top, so it can be used as a glass if one is so inclined. There's also a bunch of pink glitter inside, and a card saying, in bright pink pen and lovely calligraphy, Surprise!