Pamphlets, pamphlets, pamphlets!
Feb. 18th, 2019 01:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Odd pamphlets have started appearing all over school, in the most unexpected places. Under seat cushions, in library books (all of them filed in the wrong place), under vases, inside the kitchen cupboards, anywhere and everywhere seems fair game!
On the front is a beautiful door arch and a path. The color palette is mostly greens. Above the arch are the words,
THE TRAVELER
and below the path,
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
Inside, on the left page, is a mysterious figure in a green cloak. Around it, the words,
HE'S PRETTY COOL, YOU GUYS!
On the right page is a short text, in Comic Sans,
The Traveler is a really cool guy who wants to be your friend! He wants to hear about all the cool stuff you do and all the cool adventures you have! He really doesn't want much from you, unlike those other deities out there. He just wants you to be happy and go through cool things and he'll be there for you even if you don't know about him!
But if you want to show your appreciation for the Traveler, here are some things you can do:
* wander
* travel
* have adventures
* make mischief
* make really cool art
* brighten people's days
* never let things get you down for very long
* talk to him once in a while, if you want (he's a really good listener)
* spread the word about him
On the last page is a drawing of a donut, with pink frosting and multicolored sprinkles on top. (For the most observant and likely to pick up patterns, it is entirely possible that the bright green sprinkles on the donut are arranged in dick shapes.) Beneath it, the last bit of text is very festive, and just as multicolored:
You can also leave donuts outside your door at night to curry his favour! He will greatly appreciate them! xxx
On the front is a beautiful door arch and a path. The color palette is mostly greens. Above the arch are the words,
THE TRAVELER
and below the path,
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
Inside, on the left page, is a mysterious figure in a green cloak. Around it, the words,
HE'S PRETTY COOL, YOU GUYS!
On the right page is a short text, in Comic Sans,
The Traveler is a really cool guy who wants to be your friend! He wants to hear about all the cool stuff you do and all the cool adventures you have! He really doesn't want much from you, unlike those other deities out there. He just wants you to be happy and go through cool things and he'll be there for you even if you don't know about him!
But if you want to show your appreciation for the Traveler, here are some things you can do:
* wander
* travel
* have adventures
* make mischief
* make really cool art
* brighten people's days
* never let things get you down for very long
* talk to him once in a while, if you want (he's a really good listener)
* spread the word about him
On the last page is a drawing of a donut, with pink frosting and multicolored sprinkles on top. (For the most observant and likely to pick up patterns, it is entirely possible that the bright green sprinkles on the donut are arranged in dick shapes.) Beneath it, the last bit of text is very festive, and just as multicolored:
You can also leave donuts outside your door at night to curry his favour! He will greatly appreciate them! xxx