Obligatory new freak intro whatever

[ax_dire]

Hey freaks, two more to join this wannabe-superhero freak show you've got going here. Nice digs.

We're Ginger and Brigitte Fitzgerald, illegal immigrants from the North since your little mutant brigade sprang us from rehab a few days ago. Don't worry, we're back on our drugs. Apparently we’re both mutants and our gifts are fucked up - I bite, she sees gore. We’re in room 211 now that they’re not locking us up downstairs anymore.

So, what’s there to do for fun around here? And where do I get a fucking cigarette?

***************************
Edited: [2:32 PM]


Hi. I'm Brigitte, Ginger wrote the first intro. I see people die, she turns into a werewolf. Sometimes I'm a werewolf, too, because she's infectious. So don't let her bite you. If you're exposed to her blood or other fluids come see me or the med staff and we’ll get you the cure. The cure is technically a poison and infection turns you into a murdering monster, so I wouldn't recommend infecting yourself for fun. We're juniors.

****************************
Edited: [2:38 PM]

Gee, way to be a buzzkill, B.